Wednesday, January 27, 2010

(< omnomnomagon >)

The first couple weeks of school have been fun. We took a class called Laughter Yoga, which is more of a "run around and play like a 5 year old" course and its awesome. There are some serous moments within the class though. For example we have to keep a journal that we write in once a week during class and this week we wrote about our scariest moment. It brought out a bunch of emotions on everyones faces in the class, but we also do things like blowing imaginary bubbles around the room and pretending to be wind or misquiotos. It's kind of one of those classes where you're like, dude this is stupid, but then you realize that it helps you control stress in your life even if it is the "dumbest" thing you've ever done in your adult life. The math class is still obnoxtiously child-like, I'm really glad Cameo took it with me and Ashes has to wait with us because if they didn't I'm pretty sure I would cause myself brain damage from hitting my head against the wall too hard too many times, but then again at least I would fit in with the rest of the class, right?

This week we (Cam, Ashes, and myself) went to the store to grab a few things to make dinner one night and ended up buying a moon sand kit that was on clearance and some random egg splat thing that you through against the wall and it looks like a fried egg for like 2 seconds then turns back into a gross sack of water with a yellow ball in it. We named it abortion... yeah lol. We built moon sand castles while we waited for dinner to finish (because we were pushing off homework we didn't want to do as long as we could)Ashes made an awesome multi-colored bridge thing and Cam and I made princesses make out, because we are all in our early 20s and totally mature right? We also learned what an Omnomnomagon is this week, if you don't google it and behold its awesomeness... wait I forget I need to explain why nom is so funny... Um well two reasons.. one would be from a friend of Cameo's, Sierra, who wanted this skinny bitch to move out of her way so she could get cookies and she asked the lady (nicely) if she could get around her and grab the cookies and the skinny bitch gave her a nasty look and said "I dont think you need any cookies, sweety" aaannndd Sierra lost it and said "Bitch move or I will eat you." The girl looked at her like uhh what so she said "Ya heard me nom nom bitch!" The other would be from me telling Ashes I was going to nom nom Cameo (I'm a lesbian aanndd if you can't figure what nom nom could possibly mean on your own you're too young to know)

We drove up to Ashes house, I mean we do a lot, but this time when we pulled up to Ashes, who lives in a predomnately Latin American neighborhood, and turned the Macarina up realy loud as she was walking out the door. Cameo and I started to do the dance while sitting in car. Cameo decided to get out of the car and do it and Ashes and I fell over laughing so much in hurt and tears running down our faces. After awhile Ashes finally made it to the car, it was an awesome moment in time.

On a more serious note this Friday Ashes grandma passed away and the funeral was today. We send our love and peaceful thoughts to her through meditation and we hope she is really ok. We hope that she knows that if she needs anything or anyone that we would be there in a second. Knowing that someone is going to pass before it happens may soften the pain, but it is still ever present and we will do anything for you, you're our family now and we love you (not in a lesbian lover way) :)

**More things happened this week and we have pictures, but I need to go do my math and ASL homework (because I am a total procrastinator) I will add more later/tomorrow**

Saturday, January 16, 2010

This week



The weekend before school started was awesome. We went to Koi with Ashes and got our lips repierced, or in Cameo and Ashes case re-streched for free since they never closed (bitches!). Afterwards, we got dragged to the club (Area, eesh) by Ashes who wanted to meet a new boy-toy, Kris. He was pretty cool and so were SOME of his friends... others.. not so much. We tease Ashes about being a dyke because all they guys she likes look like girls. So we meet Kris, emo boy longer hair, pink chick pants, and a MSI chick short shirt... My point exactly.
Cam and I also got new tattoos on Sunday. I got my older tattoo touched up and a new one on my right wrist (I now have 4) Cameo got a new one on her right wrist as well (No, they are not matching, we already have one of those because love is having matching tattoos lol)
We watched Ember Monday, Wednesday and Friday this week. She learned how to crawl this week which means she is way wigglier and can move super fast! Monday Cameo and Ember took a nap on the bed for like an hour and a half, well Cam for an hour and a half and Ember for an hour ha ha, its ok though Friday I totally passed out while Cam watched her. Were getting used to this whole "normal schedule" thing... We (me, Cam and my dad) are total night people. Morning, not so much.
Monday night we went and had dinner with Lucki's Mom at Sylvesters. That was when I was shown the awesomeness of Horchata and Dr. Pepper combined! I know it sounds gross but it is so super delicious. It is kind of like a way better version of rootbeer float. mmmmmmmmm. That week when we went grocery shopping I bought a package of instant horchata that I can mix into my drink and a 2 liter of Dr. Pepper. yummo!
On Tuesday we started spring semster at school. We were originally signed up for a Humanities class called Sacred Traditions, but it was basically super lame so we dropped it and convinced Ashes to drop it as well. We are now enrolled in something called Laughter Yoga. I wasn't sure what that was so, naturally, I youtubed/googled it and apparently its yoga where you laugh... go figure right? We (Cam, Ashes, and I) have to go to some public place and laugh for no reason (even though there is always a reason when you put the three of us in the same general area). This is our homework and we have to see how many people will laugh with us (or at least at us). We're thinking of doing this on the TRAXX (because everyone is happy about life on there right?). We are also signed up for ASL (American Sign Language)with Ashes, english (online), and Math.
Math is ridiculous... long story short I went in to take my CPT (college placement test) a few months ago (I've been in college for a year, you think I would have done this by now, but no I do things my way lol) Anyway sooo I was pretty hung over when I took it and somehow got into english 1010 buuut was placed in Math920 (which isnt the lowest, but still pretty damn low) So I thought, well hell it'll raise my GPA (from failing spanish) so I'll just take it. I went to class for the first time tuesday and am now stuck listening to how the three little bears will somehow help me with placement value (kill me) I looked through the entire book and I will not be learning a thing this semester as far as Math goes. Thank god Cam took it with me and ashes has to wait for our asses to get a ride home ha ha Suckers.

Oh last night we also made bouncy balls, which explains the picture above. It was fun yay!

I think thats about it for now. I'm posting pics below.


Lip Piercings :D



Sad day! It hurt her.


Ashes at the club.


Me & Cam at the Club


Kris and Ashes(She's such a sweetheart)


Peeps from the club

My tattoo touched up. This one I got about 6 months ago, but I looked pretty shakey so Chris at SLC Ink fixed it up. It looks great! The Green is for my Dad and the blue is for Cameo. It covers some old scars I had on my wrist.


This one is my new one. The other one was really masculine so I wanted a feminine one to represent my androgony. Pink is my favorite color and this tattoo represent a few things that have happened in the last year or so including meeting my sister.


This tattoo symbolizes my happy place. It represents so many things in my life that really makes me happy when I think about it. Nightmare Before Christmas reminds me of my grandma (she passed away on halloween when I was 13, she raised me until then) It also reminds me of my Aunt Mary (who is my favorite relative and an avid Tim Burton, Danny Elfman) The blue is my favorite color and I tell Lucki that she is the Jack to my Sally <3. Also Nightmare reminds me to try not to be anything but me. I am perfect how I am :D


Ember looks so peaceful when she's sleeping :)


Cam and Em sleeping lol

Peeps (and not the delicious marshmallow treat)


This is my Mom, Tammie. She left my dad about 8 months ago. I don't think she could handle the shitty year we had and that's ok I still love her anyway. She lives with her sister about 10 minutes away from me. I see her about once a week.


This is my Sister, Jenny, and Us. We met about 8 months ago and have kept in contact since then. We have weekly dinners together, usually at her place because she's an awesome cook and gets tired at like 9 lol.


This is my (Cameo) Aunt Mary and Uncle Sean. They live in Florida and seriously awesome. I lived with them when I was 16 and 17.


This is my little cousin's (Jordan) baby girl Ember. She's 7 months old. We babysit her every week while her mom is in class. She is the cutest baby ever! She's such a good girl.


This is Ashes, she's basically our best friend. We met her in ASL class last semester and have been inseperable since. We all joke and says she's our other girlfriend, well technically she's the girlfriend and Cameo is the wife. She's actually straight (well 3/4 straight anyway limh) and boy crazy as hell (we get dragged to meet them and clubs and such)


This is Mike-Mike (AKA future sperm donor) and his boy Derk-Derk (Derrick).
Mikes basically awesome and fersur someone who will always be there if you need him. He's been my (Cameo) friend since I was 16.

The Laubs




This is me and my beautiful girlfriend/BFFL lol. We have been together for around four years now and have know eachother for 7 years.Our bday is on the same day and for some reason we get called twins a lot, which is totally awkward and really gross if you think about it. We are both students at SLCC in Utah.





This is me (Lucki.. My real name in Brittany, but don't call me that.) I'm 22. I love photography and music.




This is Me (Cameo.. and yeah that's my real name :p) I'm 21 and a self proclaimed dork-tron.




These are our poopy faces Maxzi (getting smooshed) and Gizmo. They are A LOT cuter groomed.


TOLD YA!




This is Gizmo AKA Gizzy, Momo, Giz, Gizzer the mo. He's 5 and really prissy and thinks the world revolves around him. I (Lucki) got him with my cousins Sonya and Melissa when I was 17. He reminds me of the Gizmo off the Gremlins.




This is Maxzi AKA- Maxzilla, Maxwell house, Maxwell Edison/Silver hammer, Maxzi-Pad (heehee) My dad named him, he smelled like coffee when he was a puppy. We got him a couple weeks after my dads dog Jewels passed away (she was 22 in human years!) That was about a year ago. He's VERY verbal and destroys everything, but hes sweet too.


This be my (Lucki) Daddy, Dano. I love him, he is pretty much the most awesome, accepting, loving guy I've ever met. He's always there for us no matter what kind of shit we get into (which is a lot) We moved in with him about 6 months ago. He had Cancer a year and a half ago and we (Cam, Myself and Him) really pulled together.


This is my dads mexican red-kneed tarantula Arnie... Ick, Cameo and Dad take care of it, I just spray water or throw a cricket in its general direction sometimes.